| Welcome to TPA ( Terrorist Proof Airlines ) |
We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business ! We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS ! Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry. ![]() AND, If a Muslim sees a naked woman he is obligated to commit suicide - so please forward ! Take care. |