Welcome to TPA
( Terrorist Proof Airlines )


We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business !

We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS !

Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry.
 














AND, If a Muslim sees a naked woman he is obligated to commit suicide - so please forward !

 Take care.