"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along,
restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote 
positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish 
some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, 
and other bed-wetters.      We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of 
people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a 
Bill of NON-Rights."

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other 
form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is 
guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based 
on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave 
the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full 
of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You o not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a 
screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool 
manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans 
are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in ned, 
but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of 
professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of 
another generation of professional couch potatoes . (This one is my pet peeve
...get an education and go to work....don't expect everyone else to take care of you!)

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, 
but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If 
you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if 
the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you 
rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be 
surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where 
you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you 
to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect 
you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational 
training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American 
means that youhave the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is 
a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws 
created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where 
you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever 
you came from! (Lastly....)

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history 
or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. 
And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, 
or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase
IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you 
are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!

If you agree, share this with a friend.      No, you don't have to, 
and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't ! 
I just think it's about time common sense is allowed to 
flourish.        
Sensible people of the United States speak out 
because if you do not, who will?